what the fuck this bird just flew into our house so i like went over to let it out and it didn’t budge or anything it let me pick it up and stuff.
a either your spirit animal has arrived or b you are a disney princess.
definitely a disney princess
So I named my brushes
But then I gave them personalities
No guys you don’t even understand.
Henry is jealous. He’s always been madly in love with Antonio and now everyone else is giving him attention and HOLD THE FUCK UP WHAT AM I DOING.
When you know it’s over
Before it began
- green mario
- moon moon
- Shrek (The Shrekening?)
- pokemon fusions
- "bitch i might be"
- swaggy vs swaggie
- flower crowns
- swiggity swag
- the short-lived furniture fandom
- miley cyrus
- "first of all how dare you"
- dad jokes
- frick frack
- "surprise bitch"
- Patrick star
- the bee movie
- do you like the colour of the sky?
- the mishapocalypse
- 'let me explain you a thing'
how i learned to suck dick
a collection of some of my favorites: part 2
THE LAST ONE THO
Peeta and katniss’ daughter slowly began to learn about the games and the Capitol and the rebellion in school. One day she came home and told her parents that a real soldier rebellion veteran came to school to talk to them. She turned to her mother and asked, “Did you know a soldier named Gale Hawthorne?”
DON’T MAKE FRANCIS LAWRENCE FIND THE THING
maybe it’s because i live in australia, but i still cant handle the fact that people can live so peacefully with bears and those giant horse dinosaur things
moose, i meant moose
To be fair, the rest of us don’t know how you live with… anything that lives in Australia
What’s that annoying shadow blocki—oh.
LOL. That shadow totally got me.
Ellen’s got some tips to warm up if you’re somewhere freezing. They’re called, “Ellen’s Hot Tips If You’re Somewhere Freezing and You Need to Warm Up.”
no, i will not catch on. i don’t care how much you flirt with me, i can’t and won’t just assume that you like me. i literally need you to blatantly tell me you do, and even then i’ll question it
GUYS AT WORK WE WERE DOING A GLASS PAINTING PROJECT AND MY DESIGN WAS THIS
THATS GALLIFREYAN FOR “FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY.”
PLOT TWIST 2: IT’S GONNA BE ON DISPLAY IN MY CITY’S ART GALLERY
this is my most reblogged text post
hahaha can you imagine the doctor strolling into that city art gallery and doing a double take at that
one day you’re gonna see a cute boy and he’s gonna become your boyfriend or husband he won’t just be another cute boy added to the list of guys that ignored you
girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0